笑话句子文案英文温柔治愈(文案句子伤感英文)

1.
There's
nothing
a
warm
hug
and
a
good
laugh
can't
cure.
【#laughingisgoodmedicine】

2.
A
day
without
laughter
is
a
day
wasted.
【#laughteriscontagious】

3.
Laughter
is
the
sun
that
drives
winter
from
the
human
face.
【#smilingisbeautiful】

4.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
I
always
forget
to
laugh.
【#laughteristhebestmedicine】

5.
Laugh
and
the
world
laughs
with
you,
snore
and
you
sleep
alone.
【#laughoutloud】

6.
A
good
laugh
is
sunshine
in
the
house.
【#happinessislaughing】

7.
If
you
can
laugh
at
yourself,
you'll
always
be
amused.
【#donttakeseriously】

8.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. 【#sillyjokesarefunny】

9.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【#sciencejokesftw】

10.
Never
trust
a
train
driver
with
a
messy
bedroom.
They
always
make
tracks.
【#punnyjokesFTW】

11.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue
-
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down.
【#jokesforbookworms】

1
2.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!
【#foodjokesareyum】

1
3.
I
was
wondering
why
the
ball
was
getting
bigger.
Then
it
hit
me.
【#dadlaughsatthisone】

1
4.
I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet
-
I've
lost
three
days
already.
【#whiskeyjokesareinteresting】

1
5.
I
used
to
be
a
baker,
but
I
couldn't
raise
the
dough.
【#bakerjokesarehilarious】

1
6.
You
know
you're
a
bad
dad
when
the
first
word
your
child
learns
is
"no. "
【#parentingjokeswin】

1
7.
I
was
going
to
buy
a
book
on
parenting,
but
I
figured
why
waste
my
money?
I'll
just
ask
my
kids.
【#parentinghacks】

1
8.
The
difference
between
a
poorly
dressed
man
on
a
trampoline
and
a
well-dressed
man
on
a
trampoline?
A
suit.
【#joketolightenupyourday】

1
9.
What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
and
a
shark?
Frostbite.
【#sillycrossbreeds】

20.
I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room
together?
【#comicbookjokesFTW】